love = bad investment

good investments = +ve returns

breakeven investments = 0 returns

bad investments = -ve returns

When you fall in love,

love at the start = +ve feelings (+ve returns)

when you get married,

being with the person you love = +ve feelings (+ve returns)

paying for all the marriage expenses = -ve returns

therefore overall it is a breakeven investment = +ve -ve = 0

When you have kids,

spouse = expenses = -ve returns

kids = expenses = more grey hair = --ve returns

Summing it all up, love = marriage = kids = SUPER BAD investment!

LOL

PpD